All of my food is missing and there are burnt spot what to do what to do
any suggestions??
2007-10-19 05:10:53 · 26 answers · asked by marmoduke 2 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
Feed it some dragon food available at your local PetCo. Then sing in 80's love songs to get it to sleep. When it's asleep move it out of the kitchen into a teleport to the medieval age.
2007-10-21 10:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there is no other obvious explanation, so you probably do have a dragon in there.
Suggestion: leave out the jar of peanut butter with the lid off.
Everyone knows that dragons love peanut butter, and that they are not very bright.
So when he/she tries to stick her snout in the jar to get the peanut butter, it will get stuck, effectively cutting off all fire-making capabilities, and allowing you time to capture it and set it free outside.
Don't worry, when you let it go, you will have to take the peanut butter jar off its nose, but because of its mouth being stuck together with the peanut butter, you will have 8 seconds to escape safely back into the house.
Hope that helps you.
2007-10-19 12:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all I would check those mushrooms that you have in the kitchen you might want to stop eating those. After that just buy some dragon-be-gone, they hate that stuff.
2007-10-19 12:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jessa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so u think is is a dragon in ur kitchen. OK well maybe u can set up a camera to see whats going on. then take it for there.
2007-10-19 12:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by pebb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.lyrics007.com/UB%2040%20Lyrics/Rat%20In%20Me%20Kitchen%20Lyrics.html - 15k
Use the link above to sing it a song but replace the word rat with dragon
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.
When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame
Chorus
There's a rat in me kitchen ........ Etc
When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceipt
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna check-out inside your brain
Chorus
There's a rat in me kitchen ....... Etc
when yo deh pon the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust
Chorus
There's a rat in me kitchen ....... Etc
You invade my space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you hang
Chorus
There's a rat in me kitchen ..... Etc
Repeat chorus and fade
2007-10-19 12:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jamesio Scottio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Saint George.
2007-10-19 12:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by majnun99 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Firstly, do you have a pet? It might be them.
if you do have a pet or pets, look at their hands {paws,claws}
it MIGHT be them. because there arent any big dragons in the world. But I once saw a small comotto dragon on t.v...
2007-10-19 12:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by mod. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was probly the friendly kind,
just be thankful
buy and cook some nice treats in case he comes back and is hungry
they are big, get a whole pig maybe, like treats for Santa
2007-10-19 12:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you stay with your cooking and keep an eye on it, then the dragon will not come and burn it.
2007-10-19 12:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Sally Anne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like a pothead was in your kitchen.
Take all the food and hide it in your room, they'll go somewhere else to find munchies.
2007-10-19 12:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by redeyedrat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋