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I asked my little sister when we went to the seafood restaraunt if she knew what a scallop was. She said yes it is your head. And i said no that is a scalp. I asked if she wanted me to tell her what a scallop was and she said no i know, it is what a horse does. lol very cute
2007-10-19 05:04:42
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answered by Gator Girl 5
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Well here are a few that I can think of off of the top of my head. I have a 3 year old boy and a 7 year old girl. One day I was making my daughter a grilled cheese sandwich and my son wanted something to eat also so I asked him if he would like a grilled cheese sandwich and he said no he didn't want a girl- cheesed sandwich because he is a boy he said that he wanted a boy cheese sandwich. He thought that I was saying girl not grill I thought it was the funniest thing and even when we go out to eat and too this day he calls it a boy cheese. One day my daughter and I went to the grocery store to but hamburger meat and when we were in the car on the way home she was reading the package and it said ground beef. She asked "Mom is this really ground beef?" I said "Yeah why?" She said well I never seen a beef plant. (she thought that the beef came from the ground "ground beef") Ad one other time my daughter saw a man with a women's shirt one and she asked mom if a girl that dresses like a boy is a tomboy does that mean when a guy that dresses like a girl is a tom girl? I thought that was very funny. Kids say the best things because they take everything at face value. I am going to miss this as they get older.
2016-05-23 17:46:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Well my daughter is 1 and going on 4.. not really a character more like a little serious woman. anyway man i cant even type cause my ok here we go my virus protection was in place anyway .. My younger brother at age 5 went to a haunted house once.. and the monsters inside tore up his costume and he was so mad after he broke out the exit he ran back into the house mad that the monster that he thought was real tore his costume .. He called them all Crazy Motha F--kas.. speed ahead today.. that boy is now 18 and a Martial Arts instructor 4 degree black blet and 2 time world champion.. he was taking Martial arts than.. but after that he was not scared of monster but started Kicking and punchin them out ever Halloween .. So before he was granted to go inside the owners alway had to make sure that we would not allow him to take off on the monster.. lol funny cause these are grown men in costumes afraid of my brother who earned the nick name.. Dragon Fly Jones.
2007-10-19 10:02:55
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answered by Anonymous
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My grand daughter was very intelligent and naughty. She was in her 1year 8 months, age. When we were talking with her by Phone, she suddenly felt, that she was not having mood to talk. So she said,"I have no mood now to talk". Another time, she said the phone connection was cut, telling so she pressed and cut the phone. We thought that it was an interruption. But a little later my son told that it was the mmischief of our Grand daughter, who had disconnected and said so.
2007-10-21 19:45:31
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answered by kbk_murthi 4
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When my son was three years old and for some reason learning curse words he said a cuss word at the babysitters. When we were driving home I confronted him about it. I informed him that I did not want to ever hear him say that word so he said, "Okay then Daddy I will just say it when you are not around."
OUCH!!
2007-10-19 05:23:31
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answered by ? 5
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My nephew is three...he informed me that he is going to "come and live 'eth you foeva" because we both have "bir dees" in October. He said that means he was supposed to be my kid not my sister's. I love that little guy!!
2007-10-19 05:19:24
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answered by Niffer 6
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lol!
soo cute.
My 4 year old cousin, we were at an ice cream stand and we asked her if she wanted Pistashio ice cream and she said "yes, i want spiashio ice cream!" She knows what it is, but she thinks they are called spiashios.
2007-10-20 14:33:30
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answered by little.miss.woods*comma*elle❀ 4
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that is too cute you have me laughing and i cant come up with anything just as cute, lucky auntie, make sure you remember that to tell her when she get older!
2007-10-19 08:48:45
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answered by Anonymous
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my 4yr old was looking at costumes, she asked her dad which one he wanted, he told her Micheal Myers. she said no daddy that's 2 small for you. he skinny u fat. no, no, so don't even try it.( she had the head bob and all that)
2007-10-20 05:24:02
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answered by hip-notizin' 3
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my little girl whos 9,made me a card with all her special sticky bits on the front and she wrote
Mummy thank you for always loving me...
makes me cry all the time
2007-10-19 05:05:05
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answered by hunniiuk 5
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