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First I would ensure that the Queen of the South would get the chance to see me
2nd I would ensure that everyone was in compliance with my new overweight law. If you are over weight according to my scale of 1.8 lbs per inch of height for females and 2.5 lbs per inch of body height then you must get your body fat % measured. If you are over 24% then you go onto the American Diet Camp where we throw you in a beautiful camp to lose weight through hard back breaking labor and rice and water for the meals.
3. I would instate a policy where if you committ a crime, punishment is no longer jail but death or maybe an island of inamtes. Except for speeding tickets, you will just get a fine.
4. I would pay off everyones debts and abolish credit cards.
5. I would cut down on motor vehicle pollution by making my people work on a transporter to beam people from point a to point b.
6. I would abolish homo's in everystate except for Iran. They can move to Iran.

2007-10-19 04:39:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Cessna, Youre right...invade Canada. We need their ice to ensure we have fresh drinking water in the future.

2007-10-19 04:46:24 · update #1

Who ever gave a thumbs down to the Queen of the South is a horrible horrible person and my number 8 would be to dethumb anyone who gives the queen a thumb down. Shame on you....you make your Royal Majesty Sick.

2007-10-19 04:47:56 · update #2

Try me gopherboy....I would abolish it unless they move into Iran where it is welcomed.

2007-10-19 04:48:53 · update #3

7 answers

you are so dang hot!
I agree with all of your policies!=)

2007-10-19 04:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

First of all, you sound like a dictator.

The President of the United States doesn't have that much power--his power is balanced by the Supreme Court and Congress.

Also, rule #6 is impossible. You can't abolish homosexuality. That's like saying you'll abolish people with green eyes or red hair.

Edit: Please stay in the south. Us Northerners appreciate it.

2007-10-19 04:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by gopher646 6 · 0 1

pull out of Iraq free health care and low taxes plus more money into the public school system also finish cleaning up Katrina's mess

2007-10-19 04:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Warpsman 1 · 0 1

7. Can we just invade Canada and get it over with? You know we're going to get it somehow, don't you?

2007-10-19 04:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Everyone would have access to FREE health care and medicine...

2007-10-19 04:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by deb 7 · 2 1

I would create my own agenda..
and anyone in the way will be ruined.

2007-10-19 04:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 · 0 1

good thing you aren't president...

I would probably make sure EVERYONE had healthcare.. and figure something out about taxes...

2007-10-19 04:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0 2

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