First I would ensure that the Queen of the South would get the chance to see me
2nd I would ensure that everyone was in compliance with my new overweight law. If you are over weight according to my scale of 1.8 lbs per inch of height for females and 2.5 lbs per inch of body height then you must get your body fat % measured. If you are over 24% then you go onto the American Diet Camp where we throw you in a beautiful camp to lose weight through hard back breaking labor and rice and water for the meals.
3. I would instate a policy where if you committ a crime, punishment is no longer jail but death or maybe an island of inamtes. Except for speeding tickets, you will just get a fine.
4. I would pay off everyones debts and abolish credit cards.
5. I would cut down on motor vehicle pollution by making my people work on a transporter to beam people from point a to point b.
6. I would abolish homo's in everystate except for Iran. They can move to Iran.
2007-10-19
04:39:45
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Cessna, Youre right...invade Canada. We need their ice to ensure we have fresh drinking water in the future.
2007-10-19
04:46:24 ·
update #1
Who ever gave a thumbs down to the Queen of the South is a horrible horrible person and my number 8 would be to dethumb anyone who gives the queen a thumb down. Shame on you....you make your Royal Majesty Sick.
2007-10-19
04:47:56 ·
update #2
Try me gopherboy....I would abolish it unless they move into Iran where it is welcomed.
2007-10-19
04:48:53 ·
update #3