As an Englishman and owner of many major US based companies I feel I must ask this.
Most of the Americans I own are very hard working and loyal, but recently I have noticed a little unrest in their ranks.They no longer seem content with soup and bread, but instead want food with more protein.I believe the Americans i own have been spending too much time in their huts on Yahoo answers and therefore getting ideas above their station.If I am not careful there may be an uprising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-19 03:26:55 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
LISA-I dont post for YOUR amusement!!!!
if you want boring---------
Read your posts for info.
2007-10-19 03:48:15 · update #1
supply them with free coffee while they answer and a raise in salary for contributing to mess up the world with their answers ...lol,
2007-10-19 04:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by reifguy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2007-10-19 08:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, the Randy Jackson from American Idol isn't Michael's brother. Michael does have a brother named Randy (delivery call: Steven Randall Jackson), even however this is not an analogous individual because of the fact the guy from AI.
2016-12-15 03:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, people asking questions like "Did America deserve 9/11 (or whatever the correct wording was)" should be banned. These are dangerous ideas and opinions one should keep to themselves. I know everyone has his / her rights to his or her opinions, but that is unacceptable.
Like I said before nothing shocks me easily, but that question was the worst I have read on Y!A since I joined.
2007-10-19 03:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Carpe Diem 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah sidders
now cast your mind back old bean
did i not inform you that allowing your servants to have electricity in their huts was a bad thing
bally johnny's getting uppity
now here's what to do
separate the wenches from the wallas
halve their rations, and only allow them fatback and greens on a Sunday, soup and stale bread the other days
cut off the heating, but give them an extra blanket between two
have you got the big chap i told you about sorted? a few indiscriminate beatings will soon have them back in line, you mark my words,no, back in my Burmese police days we never gave the colonials luxury, makes 'em soft don'tcher know
polo's now into third chukka, ponies are still frisky, going to sneak a crafty gin whilst the memsaab is powdering her nose
chin chin
2007-10-19 03:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yes. Put them to work!! No more subsidising! Give them only HALF a bowl of soup, and STALE bread. (& promise them some hot chicks if they do good)
2007-10-19 03:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Flaze 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sidney, you are being Far too lenient with the ownership of your American subjects.
Why do you spoil them by giving them Bread with their soup?
I would nip this in the bud right away if I were you as the more you give them, the more they will expect.
Remember...Treat them mean and Keep them kean..
2007-10-19 04:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Andy F 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Shame on you!!! Your name doesn't even do you justice!! You need to move back home to Mum and grow up before the uprising gets you and locks you deep within the hallows of the kingdom in which you lurk.
2007-10-19 03:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cindy Roo 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh, Sid. Can I work for you? I haven't had a good meal of soup and bread for so long. Pleeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee.
Thanx.
2007-10-19 04:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by J.E.B. 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry mate but everyone else is right, it`s getting boring now and you are a bad ambassador for England.
Anyway i told your teacher you were using the school computer inappropriately and she said you were banned, so what do you think you are doing young man.
2007-10-19 03:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sir Bobby`s Hairdresser 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Could you handle an uprising
2007-10-19 05:48:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋