I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?

Answer 1

I KNOW WHAT TO DO

I moved to this small tiny town in illinois where people were very BORING and they had a deep hate for anything or anyone that wasnt just like them

SO

I wore a costume just like THIS http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/10620.jpg

AND THEN I grabbed a pack of hotdogs and carried them with me randomly throwing them as a walked by and sang


oh i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener
that is what i'd truly like to be
cuz if i were an oscar meyer wiener
everyone would be in love with me





IT WORKS


I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

This one is the FUNNIEST thing ever....You need to be driving through town though.
When your all in the car - pull up beside a busy bus at the traffic lights....notice if there are two strangers sitting beside each other on the bus. All of you try animatidly to get the attention of the dude near the window. Once you have it, point frantically at the stranger their beside(so it looks like you know them) They'll tap the person and point out to your car - once they do - Just sit calmly looking out the front window like nothing happened. The strangers on the bus will be freaked and confused! Its hilarious!!!!

Answer 3

My son does stuff like this all the time. It's part of his wacky nature.
One that sticks out the most was when he curled up on the luggage rack on the train and handed out the used newspapers to everyone as they passed by him. The Suburban commuter rail lines in the Chicago area have a luggage rack that follows the center of the train, so he was laying up there just dangling news papers in front of people.
His girlfriend got a picture of it, it was hillarious!

Answer 4

1) walk besides them for a few minutes-then introduce yourself
2) if they are standing in a shop looking at something, ask them the best option for changing mobile phone services
3) go up to someone and act as if you know them and keep on calling them a made up name until they get freaked out

Answer 5

When meeting someone,sneeze in your hand and shake theirs, saying "Hi,I'm Bob" Even if your name isn't Bob.

You can randomly jump on people's back shouting "Baby back ribs!!!!!!!"

Run up to people and steal their scabs.

Run up in their face and shout "THE WORLDS GONNA END!"

You can make business cards and give them to people. They could say: Power Rangers! Need help? contact bob/pink power ranger at 1-800-DRPHIL

Go stand in your lawn,and when someone walks by scream "I don't want to buy any of your dang girl scout cookies! Thats right,keep walking. (When a guy walks by) You go girl! Hey girlfriend!"

This is fun!By now,they've called the cops on you.I hope you annoy people.

Also try these: http://www.bored.com/boredthings/index.htm

I like the, Knaw your arm off until someone notices.

All of these would be much better if you wore a disguise:
http://www.buycostumes.com/Category/126/23/Product/18995/ProductDetail.aspx
Then you can say:Look I'm fatbat batman!

Answer 6

In an elevator face towards the back

Stand very close and don't say anything

stare intently at them and then look away as soon as they look at you, repeat several times and then run away if they try and speak to you.

Answer 7

Just walk around quietly and when you see someone you want to freak out start speaking to that person in tongues.

Answer 8

My friend used to go to the grocery store.. find some elderly lady and say "Grandma, are you ready to go? We have to go to Uncle Bob's house.. his little Cindy is celebrating her fifth birthday." And when they told her she wasn't their grandmother, she would say "Your Alzheimer's is acting up again isn't it?"
Works every time for a good laugh.

Answer 9

I was walking down the street one day and a crazy lady said to me "HI DICK!!! HAVE A FUN DATE?!?"

That would be a good start!

Answer 10

Get tattoos of bloodshot eyes on your kneecaps, and wear short pants.