Come on folks, time to lighten up a bit for it is Friday. And not only that, it is Friday afternoon and I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight with my other chav mates outside the local Co-op. Ya kna what me is saying, I?
Anyway, what news story has made you chuckle this week?
2007-10-19 01:40:17 · 16 answers · asked by slıɐuǝoʇ 6 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Not an awful lot to chuckle about this week! I suppose I am a bit naughty because I have smiled to myself about Gordon Brown's poor start - I think he thought the way had been paved for him and he woild fit into the slot with ease, but it hasn't been like that.
So you have a good evening and a good laugh tonight to make up for the lack of amusing news!
2007-10-19 05:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My youngsters are grown so I could bypass lower back in time....My youngest daughter had a chum whose mom had a splash one beforehand , while telling the spouse and that i touching directly to the form she stated..."the infant replaced into notably mature"....we laughed lots my facets harm and the spouse had to get a drink of water !
2016-10-04 03:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy said his father is so rich that he( the boy) will buy a football field with the pocket money the father gives to him weekly, and next week , he will go to the nearest local market to buy one and take it to his father's house so that people will come to watch football matches there to enable him collect enough money in order to buy chocolate for his headmaster in the school so as to pass his nursery matriculation apptitude test at a seating.
2007-10-19 02:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok so i go home looking all sad and upset and i grab my gf and i tell her we need to go for a ride...when we get in the car i start my sotry...goes like this...so hun i was on my way to get a hair cut today and i noticed a little girl playing on the side of the road....i thought nothing of it and went about my bisness... on my way back home after getting cut, i wasnt paying attention and i ran over the cat. and i think it might have been the little girls..(girl friend is almost in tears by now) so i ran over the cat but the prob is it wasnt dead...it was limping arund making horrible sounds.. so i took out my e-tool (military issue shovel) out of my trunk and all i could do was hit him on the head a couple times.(by this time my girlfriends is balling) so then i pull over and i tell her...well i wrapped the kittens body up and its in the trunk and i think the little girl is the owner....she lives right there... (we then get out of the car walk to the trunk where i take out a shoebox....and we start heading towards the door...just when she was about to knock....JUST KIDDING
2007-10-19 01:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ispeakfreely 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you're in the UK, you've probably never heard of him, but the whole Larry "I'm not gay and I've never used the internet" Craig thing is getting funnier and funnier. The guy needs a straitjacket.
2007-10-19 01:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
.Gordon going on about "RED LINES" He has reneged on the promise of a referendum. Even other leaders acknowledge it is the same as the original constitution that got dropped only in different wording.
2007-10-19 01:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by Radiator 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That the McCanns are innocent
Sorry, couldn't help it
There has been nothing to make me chuckle, especially when it is reported that smak heads get rewarded with extra meth, when they should be reduced. It probably wasn't their own wee they gave for a sample. Then the free golf sessions. My God it boils my p1ss.
On a lighter note, it is my wedding anniversary (2 year). My husband went to Asda at 5am this morning, (he didn't even take the discount card) for my card and a bunch of beautiful flowers. Out tomorrow for a meal. Will have a drink tonight when I finish work. Have a good night. Happy hangover tomorrow.
2007-10-19 01:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
City of San Fran opens a office for people to shoot up -- sponsored by the city of San Fran
2007-10-19 02:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by de viking 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paddy McGinty was arrested on suspicion of rape. An identification line-up was arranged and as the victim walked down the line to try to identify the perpetrator, Paddy pointed to her and shouted.."Dat's her, dat's the stuck-up cow!"
2007-10-19 01:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
well not necessarily a news story, just a funny incident. I was sitting in my art class and the teacher was passing out our sketch books. I looked to the right and noticed that one of my guy friends had a much larger sketch book. I said to him "whoa! yours is so big!" and he says back, "thats what she said!" hehe :)
2007-10-19 01:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Charlotte 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋