2007-10-19 00:24:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'd fix him a sammich like I'm supposed to.
2007-10-19 00:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I dont have one - although I could slightly change the ratio and with this bug I would put on my boots wish it all the peace in the world and with force splatten the f ucker hearing the shell break and the inevitable squelchy sounds emanating from beneath as the bugs reign would be at an almighty end.
Either that or say: "Hallo I'm British would you like a nice cup of tea and some crumpets?"
2007-10-19 07:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Kingdiana Jones 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would pick him up and put him in a jar with a very small hole just enough for air to come in but not big enough for him to go out. then I would enumerate to him all that he has done and said wrong over and over everyday till he dies of heart atack and guilt! hehehe! sweet and long agonizing death!
2007-10-19 07:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Put him in a glass jar with the lid on tight and no air holes and let him die in agony.
2007-10-19 07:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by vpsinbad50 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i wud grap it rip each ofhis body parts of then
squash him and then say
hit me now B I T C H !!
2007-10-19 07:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd capture him
little by little tourture him
mm by mm(if even that)
till he got it through his head
"pain isn't nice is it"
then say this 2 him
"How U Like ME Now?"
laugh then
SQUASH THE LITTLE SOB GOOD!!!!!
2007-10-19 07:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by creamhot4u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would pick him up and pluck his legs off one by one. Put him in a tall glass of beer. (being that is what ended our marriage) Then kick him around and squash him. =)
2007-10-19 07:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Krissy 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Heres for the past five years of hell and stamp on him, I would then make sure i cleaned the s*** off my shoe!
2007-10-19 07:27:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
say nothing. capture him in a bottle n then swing the bottle violently. then set him free n squash him properly!
2007-10-19 07:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by smk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw it out the door and let nature take its course LOL
2007-10-19 07:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by stewart420fan 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋