Jehova's witnesses are at the door!
2007-10-18 22:21:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this actually happened
i was drawing a fowl (removing chickens innards to you)
door bell went, and thinking it was my daughter and her husband went and opened door one hand covered with with muck and gore, other hand holding large knife
spotting copy of watchtower clenched in one of the women's hands i quickly explained that i was a diabalist, and had just sacrificed a goat, and that the devil in his wisdom had clearly sent the two ladies to join me in an orgy to the greater glory of the Lord of misrule.
they did not stop to exchange pleasantries, nor have i been disturbed since
2007-10-18 23:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should I hide in my own house? No freaking way! I'll answer the door and politely but firmly tell them to take a hike and never darken my door again!!!
2007-10-18 22:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere. I never answer the door, without secretely peeking out the bedroom window.
2007-10-18 22:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by ChemoAngel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not hiding!!! I will sit on the couch, in front of the window by my front door . I will flip them the bird and not get up.... they will go away eventually
2007-10-18 22:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll just answer the door with my Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" T-shirt on and something appropriate on the stereo. they won't stay long...
2007-10-18 22:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just answer the door naked and invite them in to "meet the gang".
2007-10-18 22:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by professor_perv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HIDE!!!??? I'm going to the door naked with strawberry glaze smeared all over me and a cordial invitation for them to join my church!
2007-10-18 22:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ill anwer the door and let them come in, then tell him that it is really annoying what they do, then offer them something to drink, like burbon or something. lol
2007-10-18 22:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll open the door and tell them to f8ck off or i can legally punch them up
2007-10-18 22:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behind the sofa!
2007-10-18 22:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by devil loves an angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋