Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
You should be the poster child for birth control.
If I want any **** outta you I'll squeeze your head.
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
If you stand c
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