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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

You should be the poster child for birth control.

If I want any **** outta you I'll squeeze your head.

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

If you stand c

2007-10-18 21:49:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

5 answers

And there was I thinking you wanted to "Dizzy me up"!!

2007-10-18 21:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Dizzy Miss Lizzie 2 · 2 0

You need to finish off " If you stand c."

"Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.", made me crack up lol.

2007-10-18 22:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0 0

Insulting?No, just observant..=)

2007-10-18 22:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by legendary~cool 7 · 1 0

I DIDNT READ ALL THAT SORRY.

2007-10-18 21:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

LOLLLLLLLLLL

2007-10-18 21:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by cuttiiee 6 · 1 0

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