im going to give this one a whirl later with the wife.
Stare at the person’s nose while they are talking.
Repeat everything the person said before responding.
Ask the person to repeat themselves constantly.
Walk in circles around the person as you talk.
Make random hand gestures, like pointing at the person’s feet.
Stick out your tongue when the person isn’t looking.
Use a different name every time you refer to the person.
Start dancing for no apparent reason.
Blink your eyes one at a time.
Switch languages now and then. If you only know one, make up words.
Bring up things that have nothing to do with your what you’re talking about.
When the person is about to make their point, seem completely uninterested.
No matter what the person you’re talking to says, respond with “And then…”.
2007-10-18 21:43:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think that if someone did that to me i wouldn't be annoyed at them but just think they were a bit loon. If i were you i would miss out the dancing bit and sticking out the tongue maybe even the blinking one eye at a time. She will probably just laugh at you and think your being silly but the rest of it would be annoying.
Let us know how it goes.
2007-10-18 21:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Say "prove it" to everything they say.
As they talk, smell their shoulders.
Refer to guys as "Ma'am" and girls as "dude", or either could be referred to as 'mere mortals'.
Follow up every statement with "What are you? A commie?"
Claim that you're deaf, and use an incredibly phony form of sign language.
Speak in 3rd person using a monotone voice.
Drum on any surface available, or slam your hand down each time you emphasize a word.
Every time you're asked a question, respond with "is that a threat?"
Use a lot of grandiloquent words and jargon and see if they follow along. Maybe even make up your own impressive-sounding words.
Never make eye contact, or never break eye contact.
2007-10-18 22:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There's a funny old movie with John Cleese called "How to Annoy People." One of them was if there are people at another table at a restaurant who are talking really loud, wait for a punctuation break in a sentence and then start clapping as loud as you can.
2007-10-18 21:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Bones 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-10-18 21:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
One which normally pleases me but it gets lost in a pub. is if some one insists on butting in while I'm talking.
I say "sorry to be talking while your interrupting"!
Some times it works other times they accept your 'apology' and just carry on.
Good luck with this one.
2007-10-18 22:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by budding author 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good luck with that. Also try turning up the volume on the t.v., or read the newspaper with the paper covering your face and act like you didn't hear anything they said.
2007-10-18 21:49:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
say mee too to no matter what they say hilarious I do it all the time and change the moods to it sound excited then depressed then sympathetic all while saing nothing but me to it bugs the hell out of people no matter what they say reply mee too lol.....
2007-10-18 21:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by I SAID SO 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! That's my sister: "And Then"....blah, blah, blah. "I have to go..." Oh, OK..SOOOO....Blah, Blah, Blah.
It drives me up a tree! I keep repeating: Let's Play The Quiet Game, and see how long you can stop talking for."
2007-10-18 22:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by ChemoAngel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ignoring someone constantly or saying "Yeah Wow!" to everything they say in monotone works wonders as well.
2007-10-18 21:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Mwahahahaha. lol. This is so funny and cooool..lol....hahaha, sorry cant stop laughin' esp. at the one where u stated to 'blink ur eyes one at a time'...that's so funny...hahahaha. Man ur Da Man!
2007-10-18 21:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by zchick 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋