The Springboks were playing England in the RWC final, at half-time the
Springboks were 56-0 ahead, Brian Habana scoring eight tries.
The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of going out
for the second half, leaving Habana to face England on his own.
"No worries," Habana told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what
happened."
After the game Habana headed for the pub and told his team-mates the
final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious John Smit, "How did you let them get three
points??!"
Habana replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
2007-10-18 21:10:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hahaha! I could so see that happening though, lol! We are going to win this for sure!!!!!! GO BOKKE!!!!!!
2007-10-18 21:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no longer something can slow Habana down. I doubt that the backs will see the ball plenty in any respect this evening. we are going to see a great style of %. and bypass rugby and a great style of handling errors. i think of our forward %. will cope with the boks in the set products yet broken play will belong to them. they have the journey of their loosies that we are sorely lacking appropriate now. seem for Adam Thompson to have a stellar pastime this evening although, he's have been given the prospect to snatch the #6 place for a protracted time and that i reckon thats what he's gunning for.
2016-10-13 03:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they only probably got those three points because Wilkinson decided to kick for goal.
A few reasons it's better being a Bok fan:
Bok fans aren't surprised and grateful when their team wins matches, they're surprised when their team loses.
Green and gold jerseys look cool on all kinds of South Africans, but white jerseys make Pom supporters look like the love children of unhealthy Zombies and dead fish.
We actually have 15 players in our team, rather than just Jonny Wilkinson and 14 old guys.
The South African sports media might be a self-serving, sycophantic bunch of freeloaders, but at least they aren't staked out outside the team hotel hoping to get a picture of Monty's wife tanning topless.
Our coach has got a chin (okay, more than one when he speaks Afrikaans).
The Boks' traditional rivals actually come from different countries like New Zealand and Australia, as opposed to being English provinces, like Ireland, Wales and Scotland.
Instead of wanky names like Jason, Jonny, Martin and Phil, our players have cool names like Os, Bakkes, Wickus and, uh, Percy. (Dammit, trust Percy to ruin everything again).
Bok fans don't mind being hated, because of all the practice we had during the apartheid years.
Win or lose on Saturday, Bok fans are flying back to a summer of hot babes and beaches - not a winter of sleet and clogged M1.
Schalk Burger pushes the earth down when he does press ups. Martin Corry sticks his bum in the air.
The full unedited reasons here:
http://www.news24.com/News24/Columnists/Chris_Roper/0,,2-1630-1649_2204905,00.html
2007-10-18 22:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The English fans plan to sing this tomorrow:
"Habana eats bananas with his feet"
to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain". Should be a laugh.
2007-10-18 21:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Lol he is not getting send of for 2 minutes on Saturday
2007-10-18 22:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by cheri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a pity Habana didn't get to score tonight - but its a minor issue because...
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-20 12:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by Roger C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...oh man, I'm gonna be down at the pub with my bro and his gf at 2am to watch the game!
2007-10-18 21:42:37 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dis nie n kiwi of n hoender of n kangeroo , dis die springbok wat die ding gaan doen !
Go Bokke !
2nd time champions
Just in case somebody complains about the Afrikaans.
it's not n kiwi or a chicken or a kangaroo , it's the springbok that gonna do the thing.
makes much more sense in Afrikaans.
2007-10-21 00:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by K.Kombuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love HABANA just the same. Can't wait the game 2nyt!!
goodluck RSA!!
2007-10-19 23:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by jables 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was creative, thanx.
I am sorry broer, but i am using it this weekend, with or without your permission. I am getting some free drinks for this one, ta!
2007-10-18 23:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Tsepo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋