Brian Ashton and Jake White both die and enter the Pearly Gates.
God takes Brian on a tour of heaven and ends up at a little two-bedroom
bungalow with a faded English rugby banner hanging from the front porch.
"This is your house, Brian," says God, "You're very lucky. Most people
don't get their own houses up here, you know."
Brian looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the huge mansion
on top of the hill. A massive, multi-storey affair with white marble
columns, balconies and attractive gardens, Springbok banners line both
sides of the footpath and a huge South African flag hangs between the
marble columns.
"Thanks for the house, God," says Brian "But let me ask you a question. How
come I get this little two-bedroom bungalow and Jake White gets a huge
mansion with all those marble columns and things?" God looks at him
seriously for a moment. "That's not Jake's house," God says. "That's my
house."
2007-10-18 21:00:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hahahahaha! Guess who's on SA's side? Brilliant one Ibanez!
2007-10-18 21:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jeez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See, even God is a fan of SA Rugby !
2007-10-18 21:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by cakes4southafrica 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff!
2007-10-18 21:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now how can we loose ??
2007-10-18 22:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋