Last Christmas, I received a ummm... well we'll call it a "MagLite" (it was pink) as a gag gift from a friend. Less than a week later, we ordered Chinese and my fortune cookie said "Don't count on others to make you happy, you can do it yourself!" I laughed my as s off and hung it on the fridge.
2007-10-18 19:48:36 · 9 answers · asked by Amanda 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And then?
2007-10-18 19:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laugh at them but at time they come close. I saved a few which are very good, I thought I would make a collection with some of my pictures. I don't know if you want to do a little game we do as a family and friends but you might try it. When you read it, finish it with 'in bed'. It adds a little humor to the get together.
2007-10-19 06:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, mine weren't that funny, but once my husband was being grumpy, but we had already planned to go to a Chinese buffet with some friends. When he got his fortune cookie, is said, "an angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes", which was really appropiate to the fight we were having at the time, and we laughed.
2007-10-21 20:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by Insert nickname here 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
I had one that said you will make a long journey to eat toasted cheese sandwiches under the moonlight.
I'm still trying to figure that one out.
2007-10-19 02:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by Cheeky 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amanda,
Which did you hang on the fridge?
The fortune or the dildo?
2007-10-19 02:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfsburgh 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and to think I doubted them all these years! lol
2007-10-19 02:57:53 · answer #6 · answered by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahha that's hilarious!
2007-10-19 02:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by redkazoo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
exactly.. what happen after that?
2007-10-19 02:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by Binga_Pup_Bond 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so
2007-10-19 02:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋