Is the Internet a male or female?

Question

I mean it's sooo good sometimes (girl! too bad - yea, it's sexist) and so naughty other times (males! -tough, it's my question) Well, she or he?

Answer 1

definitely female since :
1. it can do more things at once at the same time
2. it acts weird without being able to understand why it acts like that
3. it's very moody : sometimes soooooo slow and then again pretty fast
4. it has this strange affect on me which makes me come back and wanting more and more and more
5. you really can get along all by yourself but in the end you can't live without it anymore...:-)

Answer 2

LOL, I love your question and it reminds me of this:

READ IT, IT'S FUNNY!

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

FIVE REASONS TO BELIEVE COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:

FIVE REASONS TO BELIEVE COMPUTERS ARE MALE

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Answer 3

Well... In Spanish, in French, and in Italian is a Feminine Noun... So, for those countries it's a girl that goes both ways...
In English we do not have feminine or masculine nouns...
So, it's a mystery... It's up to our imaginations...

-(You're sooo naughty..!)-

Answer 4

It's a female hooker. Good and naughty at the same time.

Answer 5

Has a hard drive, takes time to come back up after it crashes, infuriates me sometimes, love it sometimes, so it's a male

Answer 6

It is an IT.

To be male or female would mean that the internet would be able to make babies. An IT cannot do this.

So, the Internet is an IT.

Answer 7

I would have to say male - because its nearly constantly involved with sex everywhere at all times, except in a few rare, quiet corners...

Answer 8

The internet is a female because she wears high heels and fishinternet stockings.

Answer 9

I think it's both. Just like the duality of the binary numbers perhaps.

Answer 10

Female...a woman, of course. Complicated yet obvious all at the same time.