lipstick on your collar, now lets see you explain the duck feathers in your shorts
2007-10-18 17:29:46 · 16 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's not what you think it is. The duck and me are just friends. Besides, the duck is going through some painful relationship breakup and needed a shoulder to cry on.
2007-10-18 17:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I tried the new duck feather bed in the mall. Its too soft though
2007-10-18 17:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by E E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quack! Explain the lipstick on your duck!
2007-10-18 17:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
God designed guy and lady to alter into existence companions, to variety a bond of team spirit. As eve exchange into produced from a rib of Adam, guy and lady finished one yet another. Emotionally and bodily. I mean c'mon your *** isn't the place issues could be moving into, you do not enter an emergency go out lol. they can't journey an identical bond of team spirit that a guy and lady can face. there is likewise a curse pronounced in Romans financial disaster one and explains the main factors and why. The curse manifests the different thoughts and strikes in the direction of gods plan. So god would not approve. this is considered greater shameful then snoozing with an animal interior the previous testomony and snoozing with an animal have been given you place to dying and the animal. so i might assume that god dislikes homosexuality because of the fact this is the polar opposite of his layout. gay marriage won't impression me, because of the fact they can't proportion an identical bond of team spirit, and could by no skill locate completeness. they isn't one being as 2 areas they'll constantly be 2 seperate 0.5 areas attempting to alter into an identical. no one desires to work out to adult adult males shagging interior the trees. this is purely a shameful act, this is degrading tothe guy recieving, and purely incorrect this is important have intercourse with the hollow that human waste comes out of......
2016-11-08 21:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a dog chasing a duck so I stuffed it down my pants to keep it safe
2007-10-18 17:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Teddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was mugged of all my clothing and the only thing I could find was the underwear the duck was wearing!
2007-10-18 17:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard about that trucking company that has specially trained, medically certified comfort ducks on board. OOOOOO that is soooo bad.
2007-10-18 18:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WTF is lipstick doing on my collar? I don't like women OR men... and I have NO idea why there are duck feathers there... I don't like birds AT ALL either... o.O"
2007-10-18 17:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look baby its a misunderstanding, I jogging right, and this crazy duck or bird or whatever just flew right into me, and knocked me down, I swear. You know your the only one for me baby
2007-10-18 17:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know whats to say about that one maybe u sat on a dead duck
2007-10-18 17:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋