Could not sleep so I took one of my dogs Valium pills. Then I had a panic attact called 911, ambulance drivers were nice and understanding. The cops thought I tried to kill myself. Was very embarrassing, the dogs were barking and I lived in a high end gated community in Florida at the time. I have not told many ppl that story for obvious reasons.
2007-10-18 17:32:25
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answered by GabbyGal 4
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I waitress, so I get a lot of Seinfeld moments. I once was taking an order from a man who had a booger coming in and out of his nose as he took each breath, and I had to stand there for 5 minutes cause he took forever!
A lady once talked to me with food in her mouth and spit a piece of lettuce on my order book. I almost tossed my cookies.
2007-10-19 00:32:37
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answered by chefck26 4
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No specific episode, rather, the parade of neurotics, lowlifes, weirdos, liars, and losers I've dated, worked with, or otherwise associated with over the years. (I live in New York City, so you can only imagine!)
2007-10-19 05:34:55
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answered by Taiwan90851 4
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I had a mumbler (like in the puffy shirt episode) who I had to ask again and again and again to speak louder and she got no louder than the first time
2007-10-19 00:33:49
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answered by Experto Credo 7
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attempting to do the "switch" with a girl's roommate. It didn't play out totally like the episode though, lol. She wasn't "in" to it.
2007-10-19 00:30:42
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answered by Anonymous
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I have both regifted items, and been a victim of the regifting. I have also considered if people were spongeworthy. Not kidding.
2007-10-19 00:32:12
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answered by mozartmoment 2
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my friend Andrew is a mini italian Kramer.
gi gi gi gaa!
lol, he cracks me up constantly
2007-10-19 00:30:38
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answered by Anonymous
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someone was a close-talker to me once.
2007-10-19 00:30:31
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answered by imbored311 3
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pretzels made me thirsty
2007-10-19 00:49:15
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answered by rowdy rick 6
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SHRINKAGE!!
2007-10-19 00:30:19
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answered by HomELlessPizza 2
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