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the fortune in my fortune cookie said, "plan to be spontaneous tomorrow". what's wrong with this picture?

2007-10-18 12:33:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

Dude, you're gonna spontaneously combust!
Drink lots of water tonight!

2007-10-18 12:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3 0

It's ironic, a fortune cookie goading you to "plan" spontaneity...that's the glaring example of what's wrong with this picture.

2007-10-18 13:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by Captain S 7 · 1 0

Nothing that I can see.

Spontaneous : Grab a secretary and give her a French kiss. That's your fortune for tomorrow. Let me know how it works out for you.

2007-10-18 12:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1 0

Lol whoever wrote that fortune needs to pick look up the word "spontaneous."

2007-10-18 12:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

Reminds me of Abby Hoffman. He once was on trial for "planning" a spontaneous demonstration.

2007-10-18 12:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love it! My favorite fortune said ," as you leave your house tomorrow, turn left".

2007-10-18 12:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

spontaneously plan things ummm oxi-moron

2007-10-18 12:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by staymay 7 · 2 0

forewarning of spontaneity. thats a good one.

2007-10-18 12:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2 0

haha you dont plan for it but
it could just be saying to make sure you dont plan anything
just do it on the day:)

2007-10-18 12:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1 0

Be in the mindset that you are going to run nude in the rain.

2007-10-18 12:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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