CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ...... so does she.
2007-10-18 12:19:46 · 6 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO...thats a great one...I love it...hahahahahahahha
2007-10-18 14:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny....I got one for you: A woman was going to see her GYN doctor and realized she was late for her appointment. She figured she didnt have time to shower as we ladies prefer to do before going to see your GYN, so she went into the bathroom, grabbed the washcloth sitting on the sink, quickly scrubbed herself "down there", ran out the door and drove to the doctors office. She arrived on time, but flustered from the rush. The nurse ushered her into an exam room and gave her a gown to put on. When the doctor came in, she assumed the position, feet in the stirrups. She stared at the ceiling and wished she was on a beach somewhere as the exam took place, and wondered why her GYN said "I see we made a special effort today!", but didnt ask. After the exam was over she dressed and went home. Later, as she prepared dinner, her 6 y/o daughter came downstairs and asked "Mommy, have you seen my washcloth? I left it on the sink", to which she replied "No honey, just get a clean on from the closet." and then the little girl said " But Mommy, I left my washcloth on the sink because I was saving all my glitter and sparkles in it".
2007-10-18 19:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
good one breezy, I love it. hehehhehehe
2007-10-18 20:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by fire and ice 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!! ( I hope this doesn't make me a traitor to my gender....) but THAT'S FUNNY!! }:>
2007-10-18 19:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.............that's a keeper.........lol
2007-10-18 19:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One, Thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-18 22:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ron 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋