I need a very funny comedic monologue! help!?

Question

Male.
It has to be at 1- 2 Minutes
If you have a very funny monologue from a book...please...type it here and tell me?
or if u know a very good site where i can find REALLY funny monologue that is APPROPRIATE.
IM BEGING!!
15 - 30 age range...but i dont really care about the age range...it can be for a 40 year old..but not 50 or more...and
it has to FUNNY
please?

thanks

Answer 1

either Christoforu in The Private Eye by Shaffer or The House of Blue Leaves when the guy talks about trying to get on tv.