Speeding - Good, Better and Best
GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit
further down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of
money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He replied,
"Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of
silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
2007-10-18 11:42:01 · 13 answers · asked by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well after reading that Wisconsin sounds dangerous,lol. I think I will stay right here. That was funny, thanks .
2007-10-18 15:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ron 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think of human beings could be at liberty to have the opinion that they choose. they ought to be waiting to particular there opinion, and people who hear (which could be a lot of human beings) could have an open strategies, and doubtless exchange there opinion. some comments would possibly no longer develop into something, in spite of the indisputable fact that it doesnt propose there valueless. whether no person treasures your opinion, you're able to. Its what makes you who you're.
2016-10-04 03:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I wonder if there's a state troopers' ball in Pennsylvania. I'm kind of afraid to ask.
2007-10-18 11:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
... and the WINNER! is.... I agree with YOUR judgement! (At least the Trooper had the good sense/good grace to KNOW when he was outwitted...) Gotta love it!
More!! applause-applause-applause!!! MOOORRRREEE!!!!!!!
ENCORE!
Well? What else ya got? }:>
2007-10-18 11:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very funny, you made my day.
2007-10-18 11:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
speed in the wrong hands can kill
2007-10-18 12:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by littleheadcat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing, those are really good.
2007-10-18 12:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by snow ball 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny.
2007-10-18 11:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah that last one was definately best
2007-10-18 11:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by Nora G 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those are funny!
2007-10-18 11:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋