2007-10-18 10:32:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You don't want to damage the rolling pin. An aluminum bat doesn't dent.
2007-10-18 10:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A tennis racket or fly swatter or rolled up newspaper.Or just lock all the windows and doors and make em sleep outside all night.
2007-10-18 10:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like to publicly embarrass them. I yell out "Oh Hi!!! So glad you made it!! Look everybody, I thought ((insert name here)) wasn't going to show but he/she's here. ((insert time here)) late but hey, that's okay. You probably had something more important right?? Yeah, something more important. Well come in, come in. We'll have to get a seat for you as we already put yours away since we thought you weren't going to show up after saying you would. Hey Paul, get a chair please, their upstairs. Careful, the railing's been taking down."
Or something like that.
2007-10-18 10:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Giant Rubber fist.
2007-10-18 10:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by guyin559 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL super strength laxative in his morning coffee is usually enough times will make him think about what he's doing when he's out thereby ensuring his early return.
2007-10-18 10:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignorance!
2007-10-18 10:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get a can of beer ready for him when he comes home oh yeah and the remote, it better than the frying pan
2007-10-18 10:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by uk boy 17 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends...is it for pastry or hitting your husband?
You can use a coke bottle, cleaned, label removed and filled with warm water.
2007-10-18 10:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
get the locks changed?...or try the bucket of water perched on top of the door thing? dont use your fist, someone I know broke their wrist that way!
2007-10-18 10:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Divorce papers
2007-10-18 10:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Wesley W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋