make a short story from this if you can x
2007-10-18 10:30:03 · 25 answers · asked by jeano x 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There once was a naughty girl name Nell
Who'd have sex if she ever heard a fire bell
She shocked the whole nation
When she walked through the fire station
And the fire alarm came on as well
2007-10-18 10:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elfie, she was a vampire and a very naughty vampire she was because when her family said 'eat', she would run away and not join the rest of the clan round the kill. She liked sitting in meadows under the moonlight listening to the crickets.
One day, she fell asleep and didn't get back home before sunrise. Her family feared that she'd been killed by the first ray of the sun because legend had it that an ancestor had strayed too far from the Cavern and had been burnt to a crisp by the rising sun.
They let out a mournful roar and started their funeral rites for poor little Elfie, the naughty little vampire. Jason led the ceremony and they were just getting ready to drink from the Fyr Cup when a little head popped round the door.
"Hello." squeaked a naughty little voice, "Did you miss me?" Everyone was full of joy that their naughty little vampire had been returned to them unharmed and what's more, it had put to rest the misguided belief that vampires couldn't go out in the day time.
And that's why mortal man and vampires mix so readily today and all because of one naughty little girl called Elflaeda.
2007-10-18 10:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Limmerick
There once was a naughty girl called Paul
Who liked 2 draw on the wall
She drew on d fountains, and statues and mountains
And to her death, did she fall
2007-10-18 10:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a naughty girl called Loo
Who had a friend named Tu
When me and Tim when out one night
I had Loo
and Tin bucked Tu
2007-10-18 10:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by Pompal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was once a Naughty Girl called JAD
Whose questions were silly or Mad
She asked us to write
A story one night
But it turned out crappy and bad
Ta Dah
2007-10-18 10:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
.......Miss Demeanour, who worked in the lost property office at the station.One day as she was about to go out on her lunch break she noticed it was raining and she had left her umbrella at home. While her boss wasn't looking she borrowed an umbrella from the hundreds amongst the lost property.She chose a a bright yellow one with flying pink elephants on.As she was walking along the street she almost bumped into a rather gorgeous young man.After apologising to him they got chatting and he said to her " You and I obviously have the same sense of humour, I noticed your umbrella, I had exactly the same one once but I left it on a train " !
2007-10-18 11:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by chezliz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a naghty girl called Anna. Ever one was mean to Anna for her size. She was so short. Then one day she went to school and everyone was surprised to see that she was so tall. Then everyone was nice to her then on.
2007-10-18 10:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sky 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there once was a naughty girl named Queen of the South.
that made his toes curl everytime she opened her mouth
2007-10-18 10:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the naughty girl in my school , that was almost 9 years ago lol, and i remember she came to me , i was sitting and in the middle of the class she just got between my legs and she was offering to eat me and i simply told her to F..K off .
I GOT MORALS lol
2007-10-18 10:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by michael 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Barbie who was a lesbian and cheated on Ken and lived happily ever after with all her girlfriends. The End.
2007-10-18 10:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋