I can't find the bottle opener!
Dang it all to heck!
2007-10-18 09:44:36 · 16 answers · asked by You Big Dummy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter how, just get that lid off! lighter, can opener, crow bar---whatever it takes! If you're desperate and not afraid of drinking a little glass, crack that sucker like an egg and strain it into a chilled mug...
2007-10-18 09:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Put the cap of the bottle on the edge of a table and as you hit the cap downwards, pull down on the beer, should work.
2007-10-18 16:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by WWJD? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a Battle Axe craft from the pit of despair
2007-10-18 16:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do it in a way to make 'em say '''''Daaaaaauuuummmmmm" ... yo the man .... smash the bottle on some body's suit and slurp the beer out of the fiber.
2007-10-18 16:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got two options.
a)Pop your brew into the freezer for an hour. It should explode by then. Then you can lick the freezer.
b)Pop it into the microwave. It'll be open in no time!
2007-10-18 17:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try using a key to get it off. Its worked for me many times
2007-10-18 16:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lean it on the edge of the counter and hit with your palm real hard. it will hurt, but the beer will make it feel better
2007-10-18 16:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wrap your shirt around the cap and twist
2007-10-18 16:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by staymay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn it sideways and bite in the middle if its a can... oh bottle. break it against ur head yeah!!!!
2007-10-18 16:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use your wife's teeth if that
fails send her to the shop
to get some cans
2007-10-18 16:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋