I'm way to old for this to happen to me!!!!
One of my wife's oldest friends is staying with us, and she walked in on me masterbating... She was coming to get some towels from our room, and didn't know i was in there.
So mortifying.... It's even worse, b/c she got a look at my rather "small" tool. She seemed to chuckle and ran out in embarrassment.
She and my wife have been teasing me now for getting caught pleasing myself and for the the size of my tiny tool...
i'm mortified. should i just laugh it off or ask them to stop?
2007-10-18 09:11:53 · 33 answers · asked by Bill W 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ps. I'm 35 and have been married for 5 years.
2007-10-18 09:12:27 · update #1
Yea i'd say laugh it off and keep going. That's about the only way to deal with embarressment. You have to show them(make them believe anyway) that it didn't bother you too much and you thought it was funny. Also you could crack jokes back at them about your "tool", example you've been married 5 years, i don't think your wife has a problem with it so why does she now in the mist of company???
2007-10-18 09:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by babygurl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be joking? Sounds like your wonderful wife isn't getting the job done. I can understand the ribbing over the bacon bashing and that you can laugh off. She obviously is a real ***** teasing you with her friend about your dinky dong. Throw the friend out and maybe her too!
2007-10-18 09:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by rtzjim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, good question. I would say that you should just laugh it off with them. It is a natural thing to do and about 90% of adults do it, men and women. If they don't...they're lying. Just have a little fun with it. Obviously your wife doesn't mind the small tool or she wouldn't be with you.
2007-10-18 09:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dang dude.... I feel for you.
I think you should just pull your wife to side and tell her, "Hey, I know that you guys found this (situation) very fun. I was ok with the teasing at first, but its now really starting to bother me. It was really embarrassing for me, but I would just like to put it behind me and forget about it now. So if you and
If that doesn't squash the teasing.... then she's an insensitive partner and you need to re-evaluate your relationship with her.
2007-10-18 09:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Brelee C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
I've spun this in my head, but there is not any way I can figure without making you look like a jerk.
You may want to simply tell your wife the teasing is pissing you off and she needs to either get control over her friend or tell her friend its time to go.
2007-10-18 09:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by snack_daddy10 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL I find this kind of funny... but... let your wife get good use of that tool of yours, make her pleased as punch and believe me, when the friend hears what goes on in the bedroom, there will be giggling about how good you are...
2007-10-18 09:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Beatngu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well your wife likes so do not be worried about it. My be the next time they tease you about this. Just ask them if they would like to play with your baby elephants trunk. LOL LOL
The next time you go to the bath room ask one of them if they would like to pull your string out so you can go to the bath room. LOL LOL Try and have fun with this then they Will leave you alone.
2007-10-18 09:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by tadm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! People will laugh it up at a situation such as the one you've mentioned, and if you show that it bothers you it will only serve to increase the amount of teasing.
Laugh with them like it happened to someone else, and seriously think about giving up the gherkin jerkin'.
2007-10-18 09:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
First of all you have been doing that for many years i presume.....have you not learned to lock the door?
And second of all ask your wife why she is laughing about your tiny willy because she married you and has to live with it for the rest of her life so she better learn to love it
Good luck
2007-10-18 09:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by ~NIKKI~ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..next time they make a joke, unzip and tell them you want them to measure. Bet them that your longer than the 5-6" they say average is. Then begin stroking it.
Two things could happen:
They will measure it...which could be interesting since they would have to touch it.
They will refuse, embarrassed that you did that in which case they wouldn't want to risk you whipping it out again, therefore, they may stop joking.
The risk? You could be less than average and the jokes may continue. But, in that case tell them you have to finish so you can get it soft...make em watch
2007-10-18 09:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by CarrieKnowsAll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋