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I was just smoking outside didn't even realize I was standing in a pile of ants. Good thing I know the stop drop and roll technique, but I still feel like they are crawling on me!

2007-10-18 08:45:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

No, no granny, you've got it all backwards!

2007-10-18 08:50:16 · update #1

17 answers

LOL...stop, drop, and roll.... that's hilarious....

2007-10-18 08:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by AMANDA M 5 · 1 0

When I was 2. Stopped on a red fire ant hill in So Cal. They were all over me and I remember it like it was yesterday. I don't hold a grudge, though. I could watch 'em for hours. My wife sprays the crap out of 'em in the house, I just try to guide them back outside. The Old Testament, I believe it's Nehemiah, says the God is in the eye of the ant. I like that analogy. peace

2007-10-18 10:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 0 0

Labor Day 2000. I pulled the motor home into a PowWow at 1am where the guys waved me in to park. I jumped out of the driver's seat into a fire ant mound. They were in my moccasin boots, under my skirt and up to the bra line. That was one helluva dance let me tell you. I had over a hundred bites! Someone moved the motor home...I was in the lake. I took two benydryl and passed out. In the daylight the mound was measured...over 8 feet across....and duly roped off so the other attendees did not step in it. Talk about taking one for the team...I sure did.

2016-05-23 10:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That's a no good feeling. What type of ants are they? Fire ants hurt.

2007-10-18 08:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

SHE give me ants in my pants sooo easily.. I just need to shed those pants and go hmmm born free... hehehe

2007-10-18 08:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, but I have a one eyed snake that lives in all my pairs of pants!!

2007-10-18 08:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by jpnkc74 4 · 0 0

Litterally then...ugh. yes, once...was having a family reunion picnic and put our blanket right by where they were running around...creepy feeling.

2007-10-18 08:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Niffer 6 · 1 0

Be glad they weren't snakes on the plane.

2007-10-18 08:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband's name is Anthony, Does that count?

2007-10-18 08:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My husband always tells me to pour a little gasoline in their entrance and then light it. (He did not tell me to light one so close to the house, tho!) KABOOOM!

2007-10-18 10:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by missellie 7 · 0 0

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