2007-10-18 08:05:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You will be the proud mom of a cat... I mean human/chuck hybrid.. or cactus/norris creature. I'm confused. Anyway if you need a baby litter box or plant fertilizer, call me.
2007-10-18 08:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I am surprised you survived an encounter with Chuck Norris!
2007-10-18 08:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm.... I don't think so ..... he is indeed a very potent individual .... however I saw him in a mating match with a Indian Elephant ..... and when the match was over .... the appropriate tool/weapon was bending 78 degrees to the left.
So if he was looking right at you ...... theres a good chance some other female is P.W.W. ( Pregnant While Walking)
2007-10-18 08:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did he touch you? if he did you gonna have a lot of chuck norris baby frog-like kids and you'll have to give birth to them in a swamp and watch them fight with the beast before they reach the water
2007-10-18 19:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rejoice, you could be Mrs. Norris. And go to Hogwarts.
2007-10-18 08:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
solid God !! That 'bump' might desire to have been a real quickie. (you may desire to have felt genuine stupid while he left you stranded, halfway in the path of the act. perhaps it truly is why you may desire to choose companions heavily and not fall for action picture star stuff)
2016-10-13 02:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mate, it was probably the noon chucks so you are not pregnant
2007-10-18 11:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awwww you should have gotten fixed whn ya had the chance
2007-10-18 08:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes! He glanced at me a couple months ago...I"m expecting triplets!
2007-10-18 08:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends. He didn't roundhouse kick you did he?
2007-10-23 10:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋