How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2007-10-18 06:54:14 · 14 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I agree! { I never knew a man like that though.}
2007-10-18 08:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I'm laughing so hard at this! You are SO clever! I don't know how old you are, but let me tell you, if you apply this to a committed relationship, you are going to be blissfully happy! Sláinte duine a ól... racht gáire!
2007-10-18 15:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by Enchantress38 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw this posted on www.awsomehomepage.com/funnies, but it had 3 things to make a man happy
1. show up naked
2. bring food
3. bring beer
it was so funny, and i completely agree
2007-10-18 14:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by cs2005 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty much true I think
for me, I'm a good cook
so just show up naked
bring beer though
2007-10-18 14:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, I get the hint! That wore me OUT! :o)
2007-10-18 13:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Hibiscus Lips♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's right that's why when we find that men that those all that or at least most of it we have to appreciate them!! =)
2007-10-18 13:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
but sometimes, it doesn't have to be that complicated
http://abelle.blogrox.com/2007/10/14/a-dozen-of-fresh-red-roses/
2007-10-18 14:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes..its true...lol
I wish I'll find the hubby like that...lol.. dreamer..lol
2007-10-18 14:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by back2future 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny and true!
2007-10-18 14:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Jen♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome !! dude...
2007-10-18 14:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie Monster!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋