A good contender is Katie Melua - if you were a sailboat
''if you were a piece of wood i'd nail you to the floor''!!
2007-10-18 06:46:35 · 37 answers · asked by Jaz 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Lyrics
'wave a chicken in the air...stick a deckchair up your nose'...
I defy ANYONE to beat that!
2007-10-18 06:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Take a look at this!!!!
by Sarah O'Connor (ironically never heard her name again after this song)
So tonight I'm gonna get him
Got a rendezvous at seven
Faire l´amour toujours, so funny
Wanna spend all of this money
Should I wear a dress and high heels
Should I go out in my blue jeans
He's the boy I met in my dreams
And I tell you girls:
He's unbelievable
[verse 1]
Sisters, only sometimes
You can meet the kind of boy
Who will always give you joy
Then grab him, never let him
Take him deep into your world
Be aware of other girls
- He's so unbelievable -
Finally it is me, see me happy
Today I have found him
He's the boy of my dreams
And he's unbelievable
[chorus]
...Wanna spend all of his money...
[verse 2]
Brothers, only mothers
Have the right to decide
What is wrong or what is right
But you maybe find a baby
Who is not the kind of girl
To fit in your mother's world
- He's so unbelievable -
Ain't a doubt shout it out that you love her
Only such a tough guy
Could become my only one
'Cause he's unbelievable
[chorus]
[c-part]
Sharp dressed you may face your rendezvous
Depressed if he's not good looking too
Maybe he's a lazy kind of lad
Don't forget he could turn into a prince in bed
Be sure that he's standing by your side
Cowards are a waste of time
Get it on if he's always on your mind
But avoid being love - blind
Look out for his sensitivity
Check out if he knows just what it means
To give everything that a lady needs
To prove that his love is pretty real
Some guys only show their sex appeal
And who knows why the lord had made 'em
If you think he's the right guy fall in love
If he's not keep your hands off
[last chorus]
So tonight I'm gonna get him
Got a rendezvous at seven
Faire l´amour toujours, so funny
Wanna spend all of his money
Should I wear a dress and high heels
Should I go out in my blue jeans
He's the boy I met in my dreams
And I tell you girls:
He's unbelievable
Supernatural things will happen
I can call you at eleven
I will tell you every detail
If he's worth it or if he failed
But I know he drives me crazy
And I want to have his baby
So you must excuse me, ladies
Did I tell you that:
He's unbelievable
2007-10-18 09:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by fragile 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horse with no name by America
You see Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la ...
if you read the rest of the lyrics I'm sure you will agree with me. The song is a little catchy it's just the lyrics are retarded.
2007-10-18 06:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's sway, under the moonlight, this serious moonlight - Lets Dance - David Bowie
Although its a fantastic song the line from Thats Entertainment by The jam - two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude - is abslolutely awful!!!!!
2007-10-18 06:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I liked a song called "Requiem" by the London Boys (R.I.P)in the 80's & the lyrics were a but unusual!!!
On line said "Eat Kiss Cry a lot
And the whole world is living in a parking lot"
2007-10-18 07:34:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Ebony & Ivory" - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder
"We Are The World" - USA For Africa
"I've Never Been To Me" - Charlene
"You Light Up My Life" - Debby Boone
"Summer (The First Time) - Bobby Goldsboro
Turn On Your Heartlight - Neil Diamond
And anything by Limp Bizkit
2007-10-18 08:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by RoVale 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side
But i like Fabolous and Tpains. Im better than your ex gonn be better than your next. ;)
2007-10-18 06:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by adriluv20 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joe Dolce Shaddap You Face. Awful song and it kept Ultravox and Vienna from the number 1 spot many, many years ago!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~dwomen/files/JDVideo.html
2007-10-18 07:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crash Test Dummies Mmm Mmm Mmm
2007-10-18 06:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by TxsWitchWAB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of my favorite stupid lyrics...
"She has a built-in ability" Invisible Touch, Genesis.... (as opposed to those arificially inserted abilities...)
"Today is Different.... Today is not the same"-Family Snapshot, Peter Gabriel. (really? today is different AND not the same???)
"I can't remember if the lies were true"-Should've Known Better- Richard Marx. (But if the lies were true, then they weren't lies, which means they WERE true, but then... wait.. i have a headache)
2007-10-18 09:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by JAMES R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a tie between 'Achy Breaky Heart' and 'The JCB Song'. Shudder.
2007-10-18 07:16:14 · answer #11 · answered by betsvc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋