2007-10-18 06:09:15 · 35 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
My friend Sent this to me and I loved it . Funny you asked for Directions...
DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.
Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith , which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane .
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road .
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive , and Hate Avenue .
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street , Gossiping Lane , and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane , Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
AMEN!!!!!
2007-10-18 06:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by jennifer j 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This impies that God is at a specific place, which would mean He is was subject to space and time. This is the view of the Judeo-Christian God, that He transcends space and time, and therefore is not any one place.
2007-10-18 11:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by nick p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are speaking of Jehovah God? The God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob? Father of Jesus Christ, the Savior of humanity? The author of the Bible? The the Bible only gives one direction as to where God is located. Up. So my guess is somewhere up...
Mark 6:41 (New International Version)
Taking the five loaves and the two fish and *looking up* to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. He also divided the two fish among them all.
2007-10-18 09:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is everywhere, in everybody.
If they know it or not or even if they don't want to know it.
God is there.
Some people know God is within them and want him to lead their lives.
Some people have a different name for their higher power.
So God don't really have an address.
2007-10-18 07:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tigger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its: c/o Y.O.U.
123 Me Myself n I Blvd.
Anywhere, World
Don't need a zip code, because it's whatever you believe it to be! Not everyone believes in the same god and some don't believe at all, so wherever you want is fine.
2007-10-18 06:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by mrs_hondo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is omniscient and omnipotent therefore he has no exact address. But He is willing to reside with us in our homes with our family by keeping him In our hearts, and our minds-
2007-10-18 06:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by oscar c 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if he was actually God, but he told me he was... Last time I saw him, he was yelling about the apocolypse on Times Square.
2007-10-18 06:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Though the address itself, 'Everywhere'', is correct, the pleas and prayers keep coming back stamped 'Return to Sender'.
It is the addressee that is unknown.
2007-10-18 08:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by shades of Bruno 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God has no address.
2007-10-18 06:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jacob Dahlen 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, it's:
123 Imagination Lane
NoWheresville, Never-neverland 45678
2007-10-18 06:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by ►solo 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋