Hello my name is George. Today a group of freinds told me they were going to set up a business for a young enterprise thing. They've been working on it for a few weeks now and they asked me if I could come up with a name for it and my interest grew. They then asked me if wanted to be part of this organisation to which i said yes.
However all is not well, I consider myself a buisness revolutionaire and want to do things MY way. How do I overthrow this buisness so that they are under my command and follow whatever I say? I've already started issuing them numbers rather than calling them by their names.
2007-10-18 05:44:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Small Business
Correction: No my father is not Adolf.
I would like to make clear that these are low life unintelligent people so they will not be kicking my 'dumb a.." out.
I do however like the idea of buying shares in this business and keeping them silent. Thankyou very much.
2007-10-18 06:13:38 · update #1
That was a very nice answer Dan. Thankyou. However I am not a US citezen I am of the British region where we dine in manor houses and smoke pipes in tweed suits. I like the idea of expanding from a business into politics hopefully resulting in world domination. You seem to know you're way around the industry perhaps I could hire you as a secretary or something.
Dinner sounds nice.
Thanks for the invitation.
2007-10-18 06:41:28 · update #2
Assuming your a US citizen operating in the US, or in a similarly situated country, the first step is to get the business license and domain name in your name. Then get the Tax ID in your name. Tell you associates that you volunteer to be the "tax matters" contact. that usually works because most people don't want that responsibility. Insist that firms dedicated to the firm's growth be accounted for and flow through the company checking account (in your name since you are the "tax matters" contact.
Your associates may want to be a cosignor on checks. Thats fine, but insist that they consent to a background check. That should either delay them until they forget about it or they may decline. Now you have sole descretion over the finances.
Next, join the rebulican party. Assuming your business is now super successful under your enlightened suzerainity, you should have the cash to be successful in politics. Try to get your name in increasingly wide reaching news information outlets (local, then regional, and so on). As soon as your name is a household word, a govenorship should be no problem.
Now you need to look around the political landscape. Who is going to be the likely presidential candidate for President around the time your govenorship expires? It could be two or three people. Try to spread your loyalty without being obvious. When a front runner emerges, support him, but court the runners up. You'll need them after the front runner wins. Fast forward eigth years. You announce your candidacy and since your political connections have expanded your business so much, you are really wealthy. Now you can afford to buy an election.
After you are president, enact legislation that gives you tighter control of the budget. Once you have control of the country's bank account, offer to hand the soverienty of the country to the United Nations in return for the title "Emprer for Life." Be sure and insist on herititary titles for the kiddies.
2007-10-18 06:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't say how you 'joined' this. Was it a verbal contract, was money involved, was legal paperwork signed, what?
You are perfectly capable of walking away from it (abandonment) and starting your own company. Since you prefer slaves, just hire your own staff and do your own thing. Trying to force your one and only opinion on a business being run by a group isn't going to work very well.
2007-10-18 21:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy out their share of the equity George. Once you are the majority shareholder you can decide what goes. You will have paid for their silence. But beware, silence does not mean cooperation. They may still poison your coffee one fine morning. Or stab you in the back with a stapler....ha ha ha
2007-10-18 12:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by CuriousJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
would you like to overthrow mine as well - i will answer to the number 6 and salute any flag you care to fly.
2007-10-19 00:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by jellybean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they're smart, they'll kick your dumb A.. out.
2007-10-18 12:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
reading George Orwell are we
2007-10-18 12:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask your dad i bet his name is Adolf
2007-10-18 12:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by idac123 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋