2007-10-18 04:47:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-10-18 04:48:08 · update #1
gimme a warm hug...=)
2007-10-18 04:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Pauli :) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'll make u smile!! lol
Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."
Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "FUUCK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a ***** and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."
Billy shakes his head YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he askes this guy...
"Could you hold my bumm and fuuck it while I get my ***** and spank it"
2007-10-18 05:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They always the best way to get a smile is to give one!! :)
2007-10-18 05:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Shadows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confirm to me that this icky feeling I'm getting isnt a frikkin cold virus thats sneaking up on me.
But other than that, why dont you smile yourself they're very valuable you know and much more than that are contagious.
Everyone should smile.
2007-10-18 04:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kingdiana Jones 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just by saying that you will always be with me and help me in getting out of my problems(As a friend).My friend say that you will share my sorrows and joy ,and you will help me in getting into a new an peaceful world for sometime.I have been from lots of problem in this days.Please wish me good luck that I take the right path and make feel sorry to them who hurt me so much without any reason.And wish happiness for me in my life.
2007-10-18 04:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A good joke always makes me smile :)
2007-10-18 04:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Fun Lovin Chick♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
by asking a question like this one so I can giggle at some of the answers....
Or maybe just do something fun with me, but kick back and really enjoy it... then we both smile :)
2007-10-18 05:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by Looking_Luxe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A kiss on the cheek by a cute girl. A baby giggling. A dog (friendly)
2007-10-18 04:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by MD 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pass the Scotch.
2007-10-18 04:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by Woodman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring me yellow flowers or hug me when I'm having a bad day :0)
2007-10-18 04:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by vinsa1981 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
being funny could help me smile today : (
2007-10-18 12:04:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋