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It was more of a Military Tribunal. Those GI Joes are some tough sumbithces. But fortuantely, I had the Colonel Chiliman Action Figure defending me. I was acquited and released. I still owe my legal fees though. I never knew Action Figures had such high rates!

2007-10-18 17:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

no, but my son is 7 and his stuffed animals and toys are always the ones being tried by a white teddy bear judge and a jury of 6 army men.

2007-10-18 04:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by jean d 6 · 1 0

No, but I was the defense lawyer a couple of times. Man, those guys are tough! They just sit there and stare at you...

"Now, Fuzzy the Bear, is it true that you stole thirteen twinkies from Alec's fridge, prior to the events in question? And were you merely acting under the influence of a sugar induced panic state, when you ripped Barbie's head off and flushed it down the toilet?"

"Your Honor, I move that this case be immediately dismissed; this stuffed animal is obviously incapable of defending himself!"

2007-10-18 05:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 6 0

Oh, I've been kicked, thumped, bounced on and spoken to in Pig Latin by stuffed animals. The alligator is the worst one around here. He's only 12" long but that one Grandson of mine plays mean with him. He used to go around biting us when he had his crocodile shirt on.

2007-10-18 05:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 0

Yes, the case is now being appealed to Mattel. I Think Barbie, the prosecutor, was sleeping with the judge, GI Joe.

2007-10-18 05:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 5 · 0 0

I had a Barbie in the mid Nineteen Sixties! I now have one in simple terms like the only I had as a splash woman that i offered on eBay. She is even donning the comparable "American airlines" stewardess clothing that my Barbie had!!!

2016-10-04 02:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Did you read that in the toy box news? They found me guilty and sentenced me to Lego duty.

2007-10-18 04:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

sorry my jury was porcelain dolls

2007-10-18 04:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by mel7996 3 · 1 0

eh no! Have you been watching the janitor on scrubs?

2007-10-18 04:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes, and even played "store " with them

2007-10-18 04:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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