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Mr President, can you help us get rid of this guy who calls himself Goverment Cheese? We have tried to get him to stop, but he keeps being annoying. Thank you, sir.

2007-10-18 04:13:44 · answer #1 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 9 5

Jimmy Carter is and was better than George Walker Texas Ranger.

2007-10-18 04:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by HERE WE GO BROWNIES, BEAT PIT!! 3 · 0 0

How you managed to undermine American Foreign Policy, create the Party of Clinton and Kerry, did not intervene when Shah was overthrown,walk away from Iran hostage crisis, signed this pathetic Camp David "Accord" ?

2007-10-20 14:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Obama Happends 5 · 0 0

The last time looked, a variation of this question had been asked 99 times.

I would say I am glad that he wrote his op ed before the Iraq war that showed that some Christians believed the war was unjustified, unnecessary and immoral.

Edit: correction, you're now up to 179 times.

2007-10-18 04:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Thank you Mr. President for trying to show our country the path to energy independence.

2007-10-18 04:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 3 0

I love boiled peanuts,can you get me some.buy the way,your mouth in bronze would make a great bottle opener the way your teeth are.actually im not cruel so i would not say that

2007-10-18 04:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0 2

I would say, "How much did you have to pay for that Nobel Peace Prize" and if you don't tell me, I'm going to put a rabbit on you.

2007-10-18 04:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think GOVERNMENT CHEESE luvs JIMMY CARTER!!!

2007-10-18 04:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by Bad M 4 · 0 0

"Mr. President, I respect your service and views, but PLEASE behave like a FORMER President and keep your NOSE out of things that are no longer YOUR responsiblity.

Oh, and would you sign my can of 'Billy Beer'? "

Okay, it was two sentences, and probably a run-on sentence... oh well.

2007-10-18 04:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by mariner31 7 · 1 2

Thank you for your contributions to America, Former President Carter.

2007-10-18 04:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9 5

Damn, those lips are huge! By the way, I found your image in a peanut.

2007-10-18 04:17:09 · answer #11 · answered by Robbie 3 · 1 2

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