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Wipping the last blood stain! ((rub rub rub!)) Com'on run!

2007-10-18 04:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0 0

What the fuzz oh snap *police catch me* i swear didn't do it i swear it was some other guy he did it i have an alibi just ask my teddy bear he'll tell you everything,everything i tell ya I'm innocent you can't take me to the slammer i don't deserve to go to the big house i want my mommy, i want my teddy bear and most of all i want my mommy!!! Get me my lawyer i will not answer any more questions i wave my rights *crying* I'm innocent

2007-10-18 10:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Flushing

2007-10-18 10:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

well I decided to take my chances alone,sorry man,my Mother In Law is the only one willing to stash you,just keep feeding her cookies and it'll be a piece of cake!

2007-10-18 10:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1 0

Speaking to Pink Elephants. If you know what I mean a little drinking here and there.

2007-10-18 10:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by The artist known as avatar Lvl 3 3 · 0 1

Confiscating your stash of drugs, then it's back to the station to get stoned.

2007-10-18 10:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by psymon 7 · 1 0

*shoves you out the getaway car*


Enjoy the food in jail, loser! San Fransisco, here I come! xx

2007-10-18 10:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Notorious 5 · 2 0

Jumping out the window. I just beat the sh*t out of my husband for cheating on me with the landlady. I didn't mind if she wasn't old and wrinkled. LOL You I like.

2007-10-18 10:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0 2

twiddling my thumbs watching u try and get in my car without a key so i can lmao when u get caught

2007-10-18 10:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by zimster42 3 · 1 0

Sorry man but I need away out so I am going to need you to be my shield.

2007-10-18 10:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bullz_ eye 6 · 1 0

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