where did you buried it?
2007-10-18 02:34:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Take a right at the gnarled tree...over that log, that one >> there. Yep, that lump.
Oh...there's the head sticking out. Wait a minute *whacks it with a spade* There ya go! xx
2007-10-18 02:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Notorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn,,,so all the guys & gals above & below me who answer your question got a skeleton somewhere.....Are u in cahoots with them as well? U see I'm looking for this preacher.......
"A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the
collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that
perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving
more.
"And just how would I go about doing that?" he asked.
"It is very simple. First you turn off the air conditioner so that
the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you preach in a monotone
voice. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a chain and swing it in a
slow arc above the lectern and suggest they put 20 dollars in the
collection plate."
So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and lo and
behold, the plates were full of 20 dollar bills! Now, the preacher
did not want to take advantage of this technique each and every
Sunday. So therefore, he waited for a couple of weeks and then tried
his mass hypnosis again.
Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized, the
chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern with a loud
thud and springs and parts flew everywhere. "Crap!" exclaimed the
pastor.
It took them a week to clean up the church."
After all that,,,the poor pastor was never seen again,,,,,,,,,
2007-10-18 10:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
bury it? i just took it to eastbourne and left it on a bench,it always looks full of dead people.
2007-10-18 10:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by majoti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen my new patio? Rikstir 11 you haven't paid
2007-10-18 09:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still working on it and it would go a lot faster if people didn't keep asking me about it.
2007-10-18 09:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was so tired to burry it I just slipped it under ur bed. Now its ur prob.
2007-10-18 11:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't. I probably should though, my shed is starting to stink really bad.
2007-10-18 09:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
far far away actully I forgot where it is ,hey wait what body are you talking about?
2007-10-18 09:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by A soldiers wife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know the "wink wink" its behind the "hows your father" and left around the "dimi john" hope that helps.
2007-10-18 09:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next to Jimmy Hoffa's..
*even CSI can't crack this one!
2007-10-18 09:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋