2007-10-18 01:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Aw, they're just messing with you. Mine tried something like that too. I threatened to tie them into a knot and give them to the dog as a toy, and they stopped that nonsense.
2007-10-18 01:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Joe M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because they are possessed by a little known Aramaic self help guru from the year 194 BC named Floyd...
Now, I know that Floyd is NOT an Aramaic name...but his parents Zephrus and Cladifovia were very progressive for their time.
During the full moon Floyd (the ancient self help guru) would gather his students, usually men of middle age, who felt they were missing something in their lives, (this was before the invention of the convertible, gold chains, and trophy wives) and together wearing only rough leather loin cloths, they would chant begging the gods for the invention of football, basketball, golf, and NASCAR.....
Now if your sock puppets are chanting under the full moon, It is probably the reincarnation of Floyd, to appease his restless spirit the recommended treatment is soaking your sock puppets in nacho cheese, salsa, ranch dip, and cheap beer...
2007-10-18 08:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
SSP! You would too if you were bound in a chair by old Sister Rose Holy Hose and forced to watch endless reruns of "The Last Temptation of Christ" in which Jesus spoke in Aramaic. And I bet it wouldn't even take the full moon to bring that out in you!
2007-10-18 15:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aramaic! Wow, I'm impressed. I can barely get mine to conjugate verbs in German. As for the full moon babling I'm not sure. Perhaps you should research Lycansockthropy.
2007-10-18 08:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow, how talented are your sock puppets... i had to give mine away... so sad... cause with every full moon they would start singing YMCA.... so you got it lucky!!
2007-10-18 08:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by MissPresley 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They turn into wolve puppets
2007-10-18 08:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a cry for help, are you feeding them enough?
2007-10-18 12:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to keep U in the game
2007-10-18 08:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by drape_sylvan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
try teaching them English if that don't work bleach them
2007-10-18 08:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by slim trim 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it beats all that howling I suppose..
2007-10-18 08:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by toby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋