Last Christmas we were all given hampers instead of a Christmas bonus (this did not go down too well). In the Hamper was a mixed of tins and fruit etc. I opened a tin of salmon and put in in the bottom of my Boss's desk drawer right at the back under a mound of papers. It was there all through the holiday and when we returned in January he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from (believe me, it brought tears to your eyes). Any Client who entered his obvious must have asumed it was him and then the roomers started around the office about his 'smell issue'. Revenge is oh so sweet. As Christmas approaches once again, I need ideas. What way would YOU punish your Boss?
2007-10-17 22:57:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Believe me, if you had met my Boss, you would understand why I have to go to these extremes. Beware all you Bosses out there!
2007-10-17 23:11:03 · update #1
I had a horrible boss and for christmas at the party we bought a fake lottery ticket and she opened it and thought she won..it was sooo funny..she was so happy she cried..needless to say she wasnt so happy when she found out it was fake, but we alll got a good laugh
also we sprinkled some flower seeds all over her desk and office (they looked very similar to mouse poop) and she started freaking out laying traps everywhere..she got so paranoid about it..it was so funny to watch... plus we bought some shocking items like pens and staplers lol..so everytime she touched them they would shock her..it was fun and games..I enjoyed it very much
2007-10-17 23:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by zab1984 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol! A girl with guts and the best thing is, you were never caught out. Reeeespect. ( I'm on my hands and knees) Would soooo love to do that to my boss. shame there's only 8 of us, really not that hard to figure out who's the rat. haha~
Well, this is what happened to me~ we have a very 'manly' female boss, and one work night out, I got really really drunk and asked her when we're seeing her in a skirt and kept the insults coming. haha~ can't believe that. She couldn't fire me, because there's no good enough reason to. Next day, I pretend nothing's happened, and still working there today. I must say though, watch out for traps after that.
Another colleague of mine, mind she's a bit loopey by the time she was asked to leave. She deleted a whole load of files from the company system, which is not backed up that regularly. She sneaked back into the office in the night and filled the whole place with Beanie babies ( stuff toys) I swear, it was hilarious.
Keep up the good work and keep me posted.
2007-10-18 06:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Kerrie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were your boss, I would have given you NOTHING! Bosses don't have to give you anything and you go stinking up the place because you think he owes you something? He already pays you and you want more???? You've got serious issues.
2007-10-18 06:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by Christina A 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I realy dont think you can beat that one!
lol
Super glue all his stationary to the desk?
2007-10-18 06:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
god that was a bit extreme my boss is a diamond so i dont plan any revenge
2007-10-18 06:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by SAOIRSE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa.
I'm my own boss and not into self-harm.
2007-10-18 06:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is your boss that bad??! you should change jobs or something.
2007-10-18 06:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just answered your own question!
2007-10-18 05:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am the boss.
2007-10-18 06:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha! that was great! I love that!!! I can't top it right now.....can't stop laughing, lol!!!
2007-10-18 06:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by squishy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋