2007-10-17 22:14:45 · 11 answers · asked by Novella (again) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man stole........................
toilet paper, and when he realized he was caught on camera he destroyed the cam (the recording was stored in a computer & that's how he got caught)
2007-10-17 22:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by firefly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A North Carolina man got his penis stuck in a hole that had been cut out of the booth he was occupying. The man, whose identity was withheld, said he had always wanted to try it to see what happened.
or another of my favorites.
A man boarding a plane with his mother, told Security Officers that the vibrations coming from his luggage was a bomb, rather then dealing with the embarrassment of his mother seeing the Dildo he had bought.
2007-10-18 05:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Vince J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tonight on the news a couple of kids found a suitcase in a dam,when they opened it they found a little boy inside dead obviously,the police think the child may have been murdered.DUH no he climbed inside and locked it afterwards,then killed himself........You Figure?
2007-10-18 05:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
McDonald's has fries again!! That made the cover of our local newspaper in Gladstone, Australia. The firer broke down.
2007-10-18 05:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by mr.noo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a current affair shows they did 3 different stories on a lady who has a baby and she 'wants' to have 10 more. they showed it on the chasers, or the one about the girls who has large boobs or the guy who waited in an e.r in a pair of shorts.
2007-10-18 05:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by youspinmerightround 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was about a woman that was not married with 3 children and one on the way crying about how little welfare she got, when I was working two jobs, and making less than she was!
I started crying too!!!
2007-10-18 05:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything involving Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Britney Spears. IT'S NOT NEWS PEOPLE!!!!
2007-10-18 05:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I once saw a headline in a newspaper that said "Police shoot man with a Knife".
2007-10-18 05:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once saw one where a monkey had learned how to ride a bike.
2007-10-18 05:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by Doogal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mouse who surfed.
2007-10-18 05:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by sydney77 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋