The Doctor just told me he will have to cut my legs off.....ok i said what's the good news....he said the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.....
2007-10-17 21:37:02 · 21 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am the guy wanting your slippers
2007-10-17 21:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good news - only if they're cut off just above the knees - at least you'll still have stumps to get about on, and if so - you'll be needing those slippers after all - bad news for the guy in the next bed.
2007-10-18 04:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by thequeenofthesilverdollar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passable
2007-10-18 04:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good news is that you've only got 24 hours to live...
the bad news?.... we've been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday
2007-10-18 04:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll never have to buy a pair of pants again! And forget wasting money on shoes! Instead you can get a really cool wheelchair and race it.
haha.
2007-10-18 04:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember a 6 year old telling me that joke, about 20 years ago
well done, we all need to recycle more
2007-10-18 04:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha
2007-10-18 05:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2007-10-18 04:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least you'll make an extra quid or two.....
2007-10-18 04:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Chav Princess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm....thats just a little scary to me! if it was a joke then it was funny!
2007-10-18 15:28:09 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Supergirl*~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋