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When you trip on the dog getting up, she bites you, making you hit your head on the dresser, which makes you so disoriented you walk into the wall...

2007-10-17 20:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by answermesweetly 4 · 3 0

I know I should have stayed in bed, because I got out of the bed. That usually is an instantaneous reaction.

2007-10-18 08:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lady M 6 · 1 0

You never should just stay in bed

2007-10-18 03:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

When it 10:00 am an you were supposed to be to work at 7:00 am.

2007-10-18 03:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by holap 2 · 1 0

Hi Joe, Gees when I go out to drive to work and my dog jumps on me with muddy feet and I have a flat tire to BOOT!!!
A Friend,
poppy1

2007-10-19 02:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1 0

in my opinion i should always stay in bed since i am a very lazy person :)

my hobby is to sleep :)

2007-10-18 03:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by Shoush 2 · 1 0

When I stub my toe on the footboard first thing, then slip on my silk underwear I left laying on the floor.

2007-10-18 04:29:57 · answer #7 · answered by kick it 5 · 1 0

When I stub my toe, crack an elbow, spill my coffee, smear my mascara, and run my nylons. Yeah, it takes awhile to catch on in the morning!

2007-10-18 03:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Novella (again) 3 · 1 0

When I show up at work. And the manager is her usual PMS Self.

2007-10-18 04:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by ChemoAngel 7 · 1 0

When you read the morning paper and the horoscope says "Forget it."

2007-10-18 03:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0 0

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