2007-10-17 20:12:54 · 50 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell your boss you over-dosed on viagra and you can't get your pants to fit.
2007-10-17 20:19:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dan K 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
That depends. If your boss is male and you are female you can call in with "heavy flow". . . . .they never question you after that. Or, you can check the news paper obituaries for funerals and tell them your great uncle/aunt passed away. If there is a picture in the paper though it works best if you are the same race as that person or you have to be even more creative on how that occured. If you need a note from work then you go to the doctor and tell them you have been feeling so tired lately and have no energy. Get a note, but scan it for future call ins so you can make your own notes on the computer. Any others you need feel free to email me. OMG. . . .I hope this is not my boss asking this question. I'm BUSTED.
2007-10-18 01:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Flat Tires
2007-10-18 02:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am good at this
parent sick or you are sick then go to hospital and take the doctor letter showing that you are sick.
I am attending someone funeral or You lost your wallet
That day i did once - i told my supervisor that my mom is sick and i didn't know that my supervisor came in movie cinema. I am gone case. It's the new show and everyone don't want to miss it.
2007-10-18 02:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always say there is a leak AC, Hot Water Heater, Washing Machine, Dishwasher, etc.
2007-10-18 01:15:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hungover
2007-10-18 08:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i died
2. i have fallen and i cant get up
3. my kid has a broken elbow, arm, leg, etc.
4. i am deathly ill
5. my kids are deathly ill
6. my car just died
7. someone died and i have to go to the funeral
8. my horoscope warned me to stay home and hide today
9. i'm allergic to the boss
10. family emergency
11. i am currently in the mental ward at the local hospital.
12. "the voices" told me to call in sick
2007-10-18 07:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by JEN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alien abduction usually works, especially if you call in after the fact and claim to have lost several hours that you can't recall.
A former co-worker of mine once missed ten day without calling in, and this was his excuse: "My landlord handcuffed me to my radiator, and was using me as her sex slave." I am not making this up, and notice I refer to him as a "former co-worker."
2007-10-18 06:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend and neighbor is out of town, and called because his dog died. The person taking care of the dogs is elderly and doesn't have the strength to lift, let alone bury the dog, and they've asked me to help them. It's something that needs to be taken care of quickly because there's no telling what the other dogs might do.
That was my legitimate excuse a few years ago. That's the only time I've ever buried a dog. It was creepy. Gases escaped during transport, causing the ex-dog to whimper.
2007-10-17 20:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
My car got broke into last night and the cops are on their way to do a report.
my tire is flat and i don't have a spare.
i just got food posining from Burger King.. don't eat the fish sandwich..
2007-10-17 20:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by buttaflykiz05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traffic accident that I was a witness to. I had to answer many questions for the police investigators.
2007-10-18 11:31:18 · answer #11 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋