Chuck Norris kills people.
2007-10-17 16:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yeah, but Jack Bauer would takeout Chuck Norris without drawing.
2007-10-20 20:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.
2007-10-17 16:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by badbender001 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but they sure make it much easier! If you carry your fists you may get in a fist fight. If you carry a knife, you may get in a knife fight. If you carry a gun, you may get in a gun fight, or you may walk away, from a would be attacker, having killed someone. Guns don't kill people evil twisted gun toting goons kill people, for many reasons, none of them sane. Having said that I'm a proud gun owner, but I don't own one because I want to shoot someone, I own one because the day may come when I need to defend myself or my family, and if it does I shall. I will not have killed them, they will have killed themselves by threatening my family, I will simply facilitate their passing, by their actions. It is my opinion that Chuck Norris buys the us and them mentality and is a shill for Rupert (Clever as a Fox) Murdoch's white noise generator.
2007-10-17 16:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by dojaho 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people, guns just make the bullets go really really fast.
2007-10-17 16:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People kill people and gun control takes guns out of honest citizens and the criminals are still gonna get the guns.
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2007-10-17 16:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tell that to the 650,000 dead Iraqis.
Of course someone has to pull the trigger.
But Guns make the killing process much easier.
2007-10-17 16:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
chuck norris's tears cure everything.
the problem is that he has never cried.
2007-10-17 16:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by brian 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do
2007-10-17 16:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by tap158 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋