"I know I'm not perfect, but I'm soooo close, it scares most people."
"I totally understand, I just don't totally care!"
LOL!!! Are your's that funny?
2007-10-17 14:03:11 · 16 answers · asked by **kayraa(: 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's better to be a $mart @ss than a dumb @ss.
2007-10-17 14:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by nil8_360 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mine arnt that funny, but i still love em...one is "the moment u stop to think about whether u love someon or not, u've already stopped loving that person forever" and "in spite of everything i still belive that people are really good at heart"
2007-10-17 21:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by 1DisneyNut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People sleep peacefully in their beds at night, only because rough men stand ready to do violence on there behalf
2007-10-17 21:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by BAD KARMA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few:
I don't know who you think you are, but you ain't him.
Is that your head or did someone take a dump on your shoulders?
I can only please one person a day, and today just isn't your day.
And my personal favorite, which are good words to live by; he who hesitates loses miserably.
2007-10-17 21:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we were perfect, we'd be in the New System.
2007-10-17 21:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by Xyleisha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Never Trouble Trouble Until Trouble Troubles You"
2007-10-17 21:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Scotlyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well behaved women seldom make history
2007-10-17 21:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"nobody is perfect or even close to perfect"
2007-10-17 21:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
''f*ck you''...i say that a lot actually ^_^
"we're the kewliest"
"normal ppl scare me"
2007-10-17 21:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Without woman, man is nothing."
best effing ting i ever heard and its so damn true!
2007-10-18 14:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by White--Phantom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋