You have 6 feet of yarn, a stinky left sock, a pack of Doublemint gum, and a box of Kraft macaroni (minus the cheese packet)..
The grizzly bear is 200 feet away and approaching slowly.
2007-10-17 12:11:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Offer the bear the gum. A polite bear would either take a piece and say thank you, or say no thanks. But, if it is a mean bear, and rejects the gum, and insists on eating you, grab the bear by the claws, and tie his hands together with the yarn. Then stuff the smelly sock in its mouth, so it can't bite you, and then, um, dump the macaroni on its head to let it know that it has just been pwned, and then run away.
2007-10-17 13:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would eat the macoroni and the gum than with the 6 feet of yarn I would throw it at the bear than when he attacks me Ill show him the sock and than the bear will pass out from the gross smell !!! Or I will and won't remember a thing !
2007-10-17 12:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by ChiefNickNameadvancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would feed the bear Kraft macaroni (minus the cheese) and then I would tie him up when he is too busy eating and then I would make a run for it! LOL!
2007-10-17 12:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a gum addict, so the gum would be gone before he got to me.
And then I would jump on the bears back, fashion some reins out of the yarn, and ride him to safety.
2007-10-17 12:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by CC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would... throw the sitnky left sock at the bear and get it angry and then i would take the piece of doublemint gum, chew it, and blow a biggggg bubble and tie the string to the bubble and float away and eat the macaroni while i watch the stupid bear try to get me.
2007-10-17 12:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by ¡•ziggy•¡ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would make up prices in advance ...... And stick to them!!! The bears are really cheap and will try to cheat you. I would over price the sock to make up for the lack of cheese in the macaroni. And , "No"! I will not take any Canadian money.
2007-10-17 12:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would throw the sock at him, leave the yarn, take the gum and the macaroni just in case.
2007-10-17 12:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by shadoyaj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would stand my ground, throw the stinky sock at him when it got too close, watch it zig- zaggally run away, then cook the pasta for dinner and chew the gum in place of brushing!!
2007-10-17 12:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
And I haven't a clue how I'd survive this situation. I'd probably enjoy a piece of gum, toss the sock, and hope for the best.
Let me know how you get/got out of it.
2007-10-17 12:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw all of the food in one direction, and run in the other. Bring the sock and yarn with you... just in case.
2007-10-17 12:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋