2007-10-17 11:53:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Quotes from Calvin:
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
Dear Santa. Why is your operation located at the North Pole? I'm guessing cheap elf labor, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks. Is this really the example you want to set for us impressionable kids?
(...My plan is to put him on the defensive before he considers how good I've been.)
"What state do you live in?"
"Denial."
"The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"
Calvin: "Any monsters under my bed tonight?"
Monsters Under the Bed: "Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh."
Calvin: "Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!"
Hobbes: "You have a flamethrower?"
Calvin: "They lie. I lie."
Hobbes : "What are you doing?"
Calvin: "Being cool."
Hobbes: "You look more like you're bored."
Calvin: "The world bores you when you're cool."
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
Calvin to Susie: I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."
2007-10-17 12:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Calvin and Hobbes go to meet their mother at women's minimum security home for aging pornstars with special guest star Ron Jeremy
2007-10-17 12:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
DOUG! Rocko's Modern Life Muppet Babies Fat Albert Thundercats Scooby Doo Flintstones Ren and Stimpy Beavis and Butthead Looney Tunes (Wily E. Coyote and Roadrunner/Speedy Gonzales)
2016-05-23 05:41:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them. My favorite cartoon ever is the Rose is Rose where Pasquale's angel shows him the different ways of making it night that God tried out before deciding on what we have.
2007-10-17 15:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Tyler Durden...
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2007-10-17 13:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love them all
i love calvin's snowmen that he makes
and the two headed one that came to life
and i love hobbes
i also like it when ever rosalyn comes
2007-10-17 12:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by Emily 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the one about frank getting hunted by the deer is pretty good, but the one about the death of the raccoon is very sad, so i like them both for their own reason.
2007-10-17 12:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋