..."Nice surprise ... come here with your alibis"
... what can I tell him next time to set him back on his heels
2007-10-17 10:09:12 · 13 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"I was busy stopping some guys from beating your car with baseball bats..sorry.."
2007-10-17 10:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Alibis are for pu$$ies. I'm late. Deal with it.
2007-10-17 10:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, My little boy thought that he had to take forever to get ready for school this morning. I think I will try to wake him up a little bit earlier tomorrow.
Or,
My car wouldn't start this morning, It ran out of Gas.
2007-10-17 10:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by Don't be taken for granted! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can tell him ''It took more time than I thought removing my make up and taking my dress and pantyhose off. I will leave this hobby only for the weekends''. He'll be very impressed with you.
2007-10-18 07:52:41 · answer #4 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you got held up by a train....just don't tell him you sat near the tracks for six hours waiting for a train to arrive....
Or, tell him your car got stolen, but it's ok...you got the license number as it drove away...
2007-10-17 11:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta say something back that rhymes. Like "you know its true, they're in the car sniffing glue."
2007-10-17 10:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by grouch2111 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, just get to work on time or start looking for another job!
2007-10-17 10:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by peaches6 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"oh, i was calling the police because it looked like someone stole ur car. next time i won't even help u."
2007-10-17 10:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I'm late, I had explosive diarrhea.
2007-10-18 02:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was shopping for your Christmas gift
2007-10-18 01:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋