Bad news: You've got six months to live
Good news: ..........
2007-10-17 10:08:37 · 23 answers · asked by Dolores & the prune 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
2007-10-17 10:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Do I look Like I'm Joking 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad news: You've got six months to live
Good news: A cure for you sickness has just been discovered!!!
2007-10-17 10:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Rob Lowe, Harrison Ford and Johnny Depp are waiting outside to make all your dreams come true.
2007-10-17 10:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more like 3
2007-10-17 10:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got plenty of Heineken.
2007-10-17 23:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've won the lottery.
2007-10-18 00:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rack up the credit cards!
2007-10-17 10:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by betterthanyouall 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
is - it was a lie (but ive maxed out his credit cards and got the divorce)
2007-10-18 11:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didnt finish his sentence- youve got six months to live with my nymphomaniac model sister...is that ok?
2007-10-17 10:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by Freakin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Christ...Is this joke still around...I give you credit for the slight changes but Damn...This joke is old.
2016-05-23 04:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by iva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋