(...since the grindhouse theatres in my old neighborhood, with their prerequisite stale popcorn, flat/warm soda, torn seats, food/liquid stained screens and urine-permiated auditoriums, would run TRIPLE features, this would be one of the most ideal grimy cult film presentations, that I would envision)
...Now Playing, at the Vogue, in downtown Los Angeles!!!
...All Seats!!! All the Time!!! $1.50!!!
...Under New Management, with New Air Conditioned Theatre!!!
...Shows Start At Noon!!!
..."CHAINED HEAT", starring Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Henry Silva, Tamara Dobson and Stella Stevens...
..."What these women did to get into prison, is nothing compared to what they'll do to get out."
..."THEY CALL HER ONE EYE"...
..."First they took her speech...then her sight...When they were finished she used what was left of her for her own frightening kind of REVENGE!"
..."I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE", starring Camille Keaton
..."This woman has just cut, chopped, broken and burned five men beyond recognition... but no jury in America would ever convict her!"
...Come One!!! Come All!!! Don't Miss It!!!
2007-10-17 10:04:23
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answered by Fright Film Fan 7
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I would have to do my own remakes of "Chopper Chicks in Zombietown" and "Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death" ... but my versions would have less comedy and more slaughter and gore (ok, Amazon Women had no real violence, so I would have to add a LOT of violence)
More female flesh, more gore, and just as much cheese. Oh, and some explosions!
2007-10-17 15:39:31
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answered by NightBear01 4
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Near Dark and Evil Dead
I like yours too! ;)
2007-10-17 15:27:21
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answered by Army Of Machines (Wi-Semper-Fi)! 7
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