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I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

2007-10-17 07:25:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

Sniff, sniff, cough splutter sneeze - too late! I already have the lurgy, :-(

2007-10-17 08:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 0 0

AHAHA, that was too funny. I'm such a dirty girl, thank goodness I've already got my flu shot. I won't have to worry about those "symptons" just yet!

2007-10-17 12:48:49 · answer #2 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0 0

Damnit! I had my hopes up and that's what you do to me?!
I am leaving my mind in the gutter... that sounded so much better when it was! LOL

2007-10-17 07:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 1 0

Ok. Want me to stay shirtless?

2007-10-20 04:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Great PSA... you should take this one to the airwaves!

2007-10-17 07:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0 0

sheesh now that is quite an ambiguous piece of writing....lol but i guess it good in its own way right....:)

2007-10-17 07:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cupcake.....:) 4 · 0 0

Lol.....i always love this...haha

2007-10-17 07:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao! okay, okay, I'll go get my flue shot!

2007-10-17 07:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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