The Wedding Test
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
And The Moral
Of This Story is:
Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car.
2007-10-17 04:52:14 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
HAHhahHAHahHAHhahHAHhahHAhah!!!!!!
THANKS, YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!!
2007-10-17 05:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh Yes!
2007-10-17 04:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This has been posted so many times now, the first time it was funny, but after a million postings it's a little tired
2007-10-17 05:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good thing the family didnt look down cause i am guessing he was going to go camping in his shorts and if it were me i would have been pissed and stopped the marriage right there cause there was no trust and then he was set up lol still funny
2007-10-17 05:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by the_orc_1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That first answer is just ignorant - why come on here if you're going to be rude to someone who's taken the time to write something. Fool!
Anyway, HAHAHAHA! Is that for real? I think that's brilliant!
2007-10-17 04:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anon 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The last time I heard that one, I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my dinosaur!!
2007-10-17 05:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. GTO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While I realize it is just s tory with a moral, why would you want to be married to someone that doesn't trust you and feels the need to test you?
2007-10-17 04:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Flower Girl 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah. Cool, but you know, you should have checked if your sis-in law was really testing u
2007-10-17 05:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats truely horrible and if you were really going to go get a condom then you dont deserve your future or current wife
2007-10-17 04:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Delena J 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I've heard that joke before. Very funny.
2007-10-17 05:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by Bryan M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is an old one with a very long beard.
2007-10-17 04:56:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋